Billy and Bonny make the best doughnuts Hello i'm Billy Hello i'm Bonny And this is our shop
Come on in
Jam doughnuts Cream doughnuts Doughnuts with holes in them We do 'em all
My what good doughnuts Yes aren't they excellent I'll have another
and Bonny were at high school together. Billy was the fattest guy at
school. Always eating and thinking about food. For his fifth grade
paper "what idid in the vacation" he described at length the terrible
day when his mother forgot to buy him his doughnuts - AND HOW HE MADE
Bonny was the ugliest, most boring girl in school
who had no friends. She spent all her time with her mother. Now
Bonny's mother - Mrs.Bonny loved doughnuts and spent all her time
making them - so Bonny helped her.
Now when Bonny was fifteen or
sixteen hormones really started to kick in and SHE REALLY REALLY WANTED
A GUY. The problem was that the guys at school would do her and
leave her which she felt wasn't so much fun (and never quite lasted
long enough). Then she saw Billy - who was far too busy eating or
thinking about food to have friends. She thought for a bit and then
BROUGHT HIM A DOUGHNUT.
Billy too had hormones - even if they played second fiddle to his stomach.
from that moment on they both got what they wanted. Even if Bonny
would have preferred someone a bit more passionate and with less taste
for a post-coital doughnut.
Together they employed Mrs.Bonny - who everyone agreed made the best doughnut in town and as they say -